Itchy Shaq

I’m Itchy Shaq. Itchy Shaq puts on master classes in DJing and Itching. Itching and Scratching is what I do. Itchy Shaq is the man! If you haven’t seen me DJ, you haven’t seen ANYONE DJ, because I’m the best. I’m Itchy Shaq. You’re a Glitchy Snack. You’re a Twitchy Hack. You’re a Kitschy Anorak. I’m Itchy Shaq! You’re a Witchy Rack. You talk Pitchy Smack. You’re just bitchy and whack. I’M ITCHY SHAQ!